"Apocalypse Cow"

Airing Sunday, April 27, 2008:

After Bart joins the 4-H club, he and Lisa save a cow, Lou, from going to the slaughterhouse and give it to Mary, a farm girl (guest voice Zooey Deschanel). Her father mistakenly believes it to be a token of marriage, prompting Homer and Marge to attempt break the two up and save the cow.

"Any Given Sundance"

Airing Sunday, May 4, 2008:

When Lisa creates a hit documentary about her family for a school project and enters it into the Sundance Film Festival, Homer, Bart and Marge become embarrassed by the candid behind-the-scenes look at their lives, leading them to capture John C. Reilly and Jim Jarmusch, who guest star as themselves.

"Papa Don't Leech"

It's the return of Colonel Homer and Springfield's own country music star Lurleen Lumpkin (voice of Beverly D'Angelo), plus a guest appearance by the Dixie Chicks, in the April 13, 2008 episode of The Simpsons.

"The Debarted"

Airing March 2:

Bart teams up with a new kid at school, Donny, to pull some pranks, but when the hijinks go haywire, Groundskeeper Willie tips Bart off to the fact that there might be a rat amongst his friends. Meanwhile, Homer becomes attached to a loaner vehicle while his is in the shop being repaired.

"Love, Springfieldian Style"

Airing February 17:

After being stranded in a Tunnel of Love ride at a carnival, Homer, Marge and Bart pass the time by sharing some of the greatest love stories of all time.

"That 90s Show"

"Weird Al" Yankovich and Kurt Loder will guest-star as themselves in the January 27 episode of The Simpsons.

Synopsis:

When Bart and Lisa discover Marge's diploma from Springfield University, Marge reveals that she attended the university back when she and Homer first started dating.

In a flashback, Homer gives up his dreams of becoming a musician and takes a job at his father's laser tag warehouse to support Marge while she attends Springfield University. However, when Marge finds herself attracted to the offbeat Professor August, Homer decides he has had enough of Marge's wandering eye. Homer focuses his emotions on his music, inventing a new sound called "grunge."

As Marge continues to date the pretentious professor, Homer becomes the hottest grunge artist around, as evidenced by Weird Al's parody of his music. But when Marge sees a special news report on MTV with Kurt Loder announcing that Homer's band, Sadgasm, has broken up and that Homer is holed-up in a mansion hopelessly addicted to drugs, Marge must choose between her new life and her old love.

Ralph Wiggum For President

Ralph in '08!

The Simpsons website is kicking off a presidential campaign site for Ralph Wiggum, in honor of the January 6th episode, "E. Pluribus Wiggum."

You can download a printable campaign poster here in PDF format.

The poster has the address www.wiggumforprez08.com/ on it, but at the time of this post, it just points to Foxmovies.com.

I'm sure if we keep checking back, we'll eventually find out everything we need to know about Ralph's campaign platform.